Excellent work: many of you successfully infiltrated The Competition! You completed all of your objectives and only a bare minimum of innocent bystanders were horribly crushed to death during your tank shenanigans!
We caught up with top operative Barry Morrison to see what makes a sophisticated secret agent such as himself enter into all this business with The Competition. Is it all for Queen and country?
Master of Malt: “For England Barry?”
Barry: “No... For me.”
Alright, enough GoldenEye references already (I really can’t help it!). Barry Morrison is indeed the proud winner of our competition to win The Flask from the Macallan, a bottle of The Macallan Gold and two tasting glasses! Congratulations Barry!
What he actually said to us was that he is going to fill The Flask with The Macallan - Batch 3 from That Boutique-y Whisky Company, which he purchased to enter! Very nice!
He also explained that he had never won a competition before and felt very lucky.
“Half of everything is luck, Barry...”
“...and the other half?”